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Christmas Gift Delivery!! | 12/25

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[And here Katsuki thought Todoroki was the hardest motherfucker to gift, but no. At least the half and half bastard has some likes that Katsuki can go off of - Vash is a total enigma and the poor Hero spends almost the entire goddamn day just trying to puzzle what to shove in a box or bag that might make this jackass not toss it in a closet somewhere.

In the end, he opts to just go with the easiest thing that most people love to receive: food.

On the evening of Christmas day (yes, it took that long, fuck you), the mail mic will deliver several wrapped gifts and bags to Vash's residence. How they carried some of this shit is a mystery, but whatever. We're not asking those questions. Anyway, the largest present is a fairly large, colorful tin of gourmet popcorn in four flavors - caramel, white cheddar, regular buttered, and white and milk chocolate drizzle. There's also a full orange cranberry bundt cake, peppermint bark, and some festive cake pops decorated to look like little snowmen.

Katsuki also included a festive sweater that perfectly encompasses his mood while trying to think up this shit, and finally the one nice thing way the fuck at the bottom of the boxes/bags...a painted glass ornament that is wrapped dutifully and Vash better not break before the next holiday. 8| So help him god.

Out of everyone else, Vash is the only one to get a card, which is simple in design and just has the usual "Merry Christmas" on one side with a lighted tree and Santa's sleigh and stuff. But written on the back in smudged, red ink...blotted and looking almost like a crime scene, reads:

NEVER AGAIN.

- 💣]