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Text | un: Dynamight | MISFIRE

[xploud]

[Less a misfire than a hastily written Weekly To Do List, which some normal and, erm....not so normal additions.]

- Workout/training: attempt a long-range stun grenade shot for non-lethal distance shots. Potentially rework AP shot?? Combine the two techniques together???
- Shop for new plates, mugs, curtains, a goddamn placement, and anything else those copycat fuckers with teeth turned into.
- Help Alice with homework after school.
- Inventory at the clinic.
- Water the garden/check if tomatoes, cucumbers, and peppers ready for use.
- Make sure Riot didn't dig a hole and take a FUCKING SHIT in the garden AGAIN.
- Change his food and water.
- Check up on the losers: princess squad, rat x2, that angry chick, etc.

[bountyfull]

Wow that's quite a list.
Pretty sure you didn't mean to send it to ME though.

"rat x2" ????

[ He has so many questions. ]

[xploud]

[...Fucking shit.]

Must've assdialed you, but no. I'm not in the market for a maid. My limbs aren't broken yet.

Pikachu and the one who cooks.
Supposedly. Haven't tried anything they've made yet.
Either way, no idea if either actually have a place to live in, and with the walking calamari skulking about, I'd rather they just crash here at night.

[bountyfull]

[ Ass...assdialed? Hello? ]

Oh. I think I know who you're talking about.
It's kind of you to offer them a place to stay.

[ You continue to prove to him that despite how sharp and prickly you are, Bakugo, you're kindhearted underneath it all. ]

I don't mind helping out though, if your hands get too full taking care of all these people.

[xploud]

[:)

ALSO STOP CALLING HIM OUT LIKE THIS, VASH, FUCK YOU!!]

Shut up.
They're fucking RODENTS. If an owl or hawk doesn't get to them, then anyone with a phobia probably will break out poisons, traps, or just plain shoot them with whatever magic they have. Pikachu's got the benefit of looking cute, but the other one is still an actual rat no matter how you spin it.

It ain't a big deal, they don't take much space or anything.
But if you want, go for it, seems like the two kinda drift to whoever will take them in when they need.

[bountyfull]

[ no this is kind of the risk you run when you're dealing with vash the stampede. He just managed a humored, light laugh though, it's hard to do much else because the way Bakugo speaks is so blunt and forward and frankly hilarious what else is he supposed to do? There's probably even an ink of truth to it. ]

Oh is it just the two that you're taking care of? Your list seemed longer than that.

[xploud]

[Vash, he doesn't like the tone of your texting...]

I'm not *taking care of* those other losers, just checking in on them. I know they can handle themselves, but it's part of my job. Believe me, they don't me or anyone else babying them... Aurora and Jasmine can take care of themselves just fine, and I'd feel sorry for the asshole that looked at them wrong.

[He says that with utmost sincerity, too. Jasmine is a firecracker just like he is, and Katsuki would bet money she has the same piss and vinegar to knock someone out if pushed that far, and Aurora is sweet, but she's got her own fierceness that is...actually kind of scary. Reminds him of a weird mix of Yaoyorozu and Uraraka, actually. Graceful, kind, sweet...but still tough as steel.

Alice is his major concern, but only because she's seven and too curious for her own good. She gets in trouble way too much for his liking, but Katsuki also knows pretty much everyone including himself ae looking out for her.]